Niko Laperda

How much does a polar bear weigh? 
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          Enough to break the ice.
          
          Can someone help me I haven't slept in 4 days

"NANI(何) The fuck you want?"
          ~Niko to his phone after he got 16 notifications

Mama said "life is like a box of chocolates"
          
          Mama died of diabetes before she turned 42.
          
          ~Bell

Gonna make some revisions and slight rewrites to The Under Sky, I hope to make it easier to read becaise I wrote the first 3 parts  like 2 years ago. Feel free to read it again if the first few parts if they turned ya off to my book. 
          (Btw the changes might take a few hours to be made)

A bean bag chair is just a boneless couch
          
          ~ Bell
          

Nothing is more atrocious then eating pizza with a fork and knife.

Life is like a lemon. 
          
          
          
          Lemons suck.
          
          ~Bell

Sometimes life is like a alligator, it runs fastsr then you but if you want to run away from it just run in a zig-zag pattern
          
          ~Bell

In life there are at least 7.5 billion types of people. 1 is literally worthy of sainthood and the other 7.5 billion are literally Hitler.
           #PraiseBeToSantaClaus

The word "Queue" is just the letter "Q" followed up by 4 silent letters.