Benjamin Sobieck

“He knew only that his child was his warrant. He said: If he is not the word of God, God never spoke.”
          
          ― Cormac McCarthy, The Road

Any ideas for when this account hits 10,000 followers? 
          
          Shave my head?
          
          Eat a hat?
          
          Throw a turnip at an elephant?

Without looking it up, do you know what the “American smile” is?
          
          If you do, where are you from?
          
          

Cats probably view snoring as how humans purr

Hey, I was wondering if you could help me. I've come to a point on Wattpad where I can't find any good stories to read anymore, would you recommend me some titles, please?

Hey, so I’m doing something a little different with my latest piece of writing.
          
          It’s a manifesto for Writer’s Block Coffee.
          
          This is the new economy. 
          
          https://writersblockcoffee.com/blogs/news/were-selling-roast-to-order-coffee-at-cost-with-free-u-s-shipping-what

re: Confessions of a Fake Psychic Detective
          
          The worst thing that could happen to "psychics" is for psychic powers to be real. That means the grift is over, and licensure with standards is on the way.

If I ever come into serious money, I’d like to collect rare, antique books. I subscribe to a bunch of channels on IG by booksellers. So cool.

The one responsibility you have as a creative person is to respond when the muse calls.

“You hit metal 17 times…”
          
          What do you win?