~I am a caffeine-dependent life form.

~A individual of mystique and power; whose power is exceeded only by my mystique.

~Born at a very young age.

~Chocolate doesn't ask questions; chocolate understands.

~Every storm runs out of rain.

~Good Samaritan.

~Washed up athlete.

~Exceptionally talented sleeper.

~I always feel sad for seedless fruit, because what if they want to have babies?

~I hope one day I can love someone as much as woman in commercials love yogurt.

~I only rap caucasionally.

~I prefer my puns intended.

~I put the "hot" in psychotic.

~I was addicted to hockey pokey,  but I turned myself around.

~I belly dance and eat Jolly Ranchers- not always at the same time.

~I will go into survival mode if tickled.

~I'm a Texan with lots of opinions and pretty hair.

~If you don't have anything nice to say- come sit by me and we can make fun of people together.

~Living vicariously through myself.

~Naturally and artificially flavored.

~Spreading smiles like teenage pregnancies.

~If its me against 48, I feel sorry for the 48.
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