Kensaku Okami

Guys... Have y'all ever found a book with everything you've been wanting for sometime now, only to find out it's a heterosexual book?? 
          
          Like... I love the characters and everything but I came here for the gay and obviously I'm not getting the gay 

Me: *Tells my friends that Im single now*
          
          Friend group 1: whore around.... Go get other girls-
          
          Friend group 2 and 3: you were too good for her anyways

Guys......I ran out of things to read

Do уou promote уour books on Neobook ?

Don't tempt me with Platonic cuddling....for it is one of my only weaknesses-

I read a fanfic where Audrey (descendants) works with cars and has a motorcycle (No not a moped like Ben, an actual motorcycle) and I am sticking to it. 
          
          From now on our Princess™ Audrey who wears pink like its her life motto, works with cars and has a motorcycle and no i don't accept criticism
          
          (Mal was flabbergasted and astonished when she found out that information-)

I'm so single that my phone is tired of seeing me type that same sentence-

I am THIS  CLOSE to making my own Audrey Beauty/Rose fic-

Has anyone ever thought about how cool it would be to see a daughter of Mor'du in Descendants? 

Guys i need new fanfics to read and fast because i feel my sanity slip through my fingers slowly my surely-