Hey lads, the preview for my second accounts first story is up. The account will be an excuse for me to write stories on series I've already done. 
          
          The accounts name is "CountCunt" and the story is "Snake in the grass." Basic rundown, MGS crossed with RWBY. If you're a fan of media I've already made stories on, that will be the place to find new takes on the source material.
          
          This account will still receive updates, of course. CountCunt is just a means for me to test new ideas.
          
          Whichever account you read, we'll always have a grand aul' time.

Sorry lads, there was an accidental publish

Hey pal, if you ever feel stuck for a character personality for a story, I know a few that could be fun! 
          Your pal
          STATIC

Merry smissmas lads!!!

Hey lads, I'm in a bind here.
          
          I have so many ideas for new stories from IP's I've already started on. Part of me wants to publish them on this account, while the other half believes that it would just over saturate what's already there. No one wants to read the same story, just through a different lense.
          
          So here's what I'm thinking.
          
          Either I publish them on this account, which I use 90% of the time...
          
          Or I publish them on a second account, which I can then link here in my comments for people who are interested in different stories within the same universe. This will prevent my library from cluttering up, but will also slow down updates considering I don't use that account much.
          
          What do you guys think?

Ey, Blaz. Y'remember that scene you had planned for your daganropa book? with the cards scene? Look up a game called liar's bar. Someone's pretty lucky but what if their luck had to choose?

Sometimes when I play warhammer, I like to give my krieg Irish countryman accents

I hope to see my author friends return with banger books and crude humor and a truck full of violence and pot right behind them so that our enemies may cower in fear of their return where I shall welcome the with a flamethrower in one hand and a fire axe in the other for I may be static but before that I am crowd control for there enemies I am the fire that keeps my hood mate blazko safe the haters and bitches that can't handel violence and other such things
          
                                                                   Your friend.          static the pyromaniac 

Dear Blaz,
          
          Hey.
          
          *Knock* *Knock*
          
          Hello?
          
          *Knock Knock Knock*
          
          Anybody home? 
          
          *Puts face up to glass*
          
             Where are yah? If I need to haggle for a chapter, you better believe that I will, Shamrock Man. Yes, this is at 1:45 a.m., PST, and i was just thinking,'What in the sam heck happened to my good old friend Blaz? He up and drop off the face of the earth? his books are bangers, and he thinks he can up and leave???' 
          
          Not on my watch, Uncle Sam's kicking your pants in! Get your badoochie in gear cause I (and from the looks of the rest of these announcements, a few others as well) miss you.  Alright, that's enough. I'll quit yanking your chain because I think this should be enough to get the old bell ringing. That is if your ticker hasn't up and stopped. I'm rambling, but you get the gist. Buckle up, blow the dust off of your keyboard. Crack your knuckles, if you need to, cause it's been a minute.
          
          Your Friend,
          
          Chesencrckers954