Porter

Hello Earthlings, 
I am from Mars and am wishing to take over your planet. Please bow to Supreme Ruler Gerard! I said bow! 
A little about me self: 
I play guitar, piano, saxamaphone, bass guitar, drums, throwing knives, shooting arrows. I also sing. 
Watch out, I may take your sanity and lock it in a box then "Accidently" drop it on the sun at midday. 
Gravity Doesn't mean too much to me. 
I am not okay. 
I sing songs for California. 
I will never take anyone's s*** and never let them take me alive. 
I will stay beautiful and keep it ugly. 
"You only live forever in the lights you make." ~ MCR 
"People are going to treat you like a kid so you might as well throw the television out of the hotel window." ~Gerard Way 
"The world is less violent when everyone uses Hula Hoops." ~Mikey Way 
"You're not a judge but if you're going to judge me, then sentence me to another life." ~Paramore 
"This hole you put me in, wasn't deep enough. And I'm climbing out right now. You're running out of places to hide from me." ~MCR 
"Your shadow lives on without you." ~Dr. Death Defying 
"Heroes are ordinary people who make themselves extraordinary." ~Gerard Way

For all of those out there who are spelling colour without the u, I have a message for you:

YOU ARE SPELLING IT WRONG.

If you have a problem with my bluntness/rudeness, then don't talk to me. If you have a problem with my book, my reluctance to give out personal info, and/or my believing in aliens, then, once again...

DON'T TALK TO ME.

If you believe that aliens built the pyramids, then I will have to give you a cookie. The belief is strong. 
Also, if you have a problem with my books: Don't Read Them 
If you don't like me: Don't Talk To Me 
If you hate MCR: You Have One Second to Run.