Ok so I wrote a very short story that has no plot or anything... didn't want to make a entire document for it so I'm just posting it here.
I've realized that I really shouldn't be surprised that things went horribly wrong here in town. In fact! There are three reasons why the apocalypse would happen here.
We aren't really known for our academics, or preplanning I mean seriously, why did our mayor put the fireworks factory next to both the glass blowing furans and the power plant is beyond me. Though I really like the water-park that's next to our electrical towers. I suppose we needed some more tests in school maybe that would have helped. I don't understand why people keep saying “this is why I won't visit.” Like they not visiting makes a difference. We will still enjoy our minty orange juice.
The second reason I think is that our people are not considered normal. We all have terrible tempers, short fuses, and all of our parents mysteriously die. On the bright side our foster homes are the best in the country. We also all looks very odd. A person in our town either look like anime protagonists or radioactive m&ms. Maybe the nuclear factory leak near the deli on taco Tuesday has something to do with it. Not sure.
The biggest reason however has to be you writer. Seriously go get therapy or something. We are all tired of your stupid cleshay angst stories. None of us have any issues until you come along. Stop projecting your father issues on us and seriously with some of the things that only happen when you show up, go to church, you need Jesus. Dang! Leave us alone with our radioactive stupidity.