𝖒𝖗 . 𝖈𝖔𝖒𝖊𝖉𝖞

"   𝙔𝙊𝙐      𝙏𝘼𝙆𝙀      𝙏𝙃𝘼𝙏      𝘽𝘼𝘾𝙆 
      𝘼𝘽𝙊𝙐𝙏     𝙔𝙊𝙂𝙄     𝘽𝙀𝘼𝙍 .         "




( 𝙍𝙊𝙂𝙀𝙍     𝘽𝙇𝙔𝙏𝙃𝙀   𝙏𝙊𝙍𝙇𝙀𝙔  . . . )
                 "  𝘵𝘩𝘦   𝘤𝘭𝘰𝘸𝘯   "




                                                             BROOKLYN'S     DEPRESSED     FUNNY     MAN     AND    EX   -      POLICE     CADET    :

                         poorly   known     by      the      name       of     roger   torley   ,     this     comedy   act     works    a    day    job   as     a    secretary   at    the     local     precinct    to    pay    the    bills    as    he     struggles     to     get    a    real    stand   -   up   gig .
                             dresses     like      he's     from    the    80s   and    wears    clown     shoes    to    work .
       a      man      who      makes    jokes   and     performs   impressions   of     kids      cartoons    to     endure     with      his     inner      sadness . (   depression     is   an     𝙖𝙨𝙨   )        "   𝙄     𝙇𝘼𝙐𝙂𝙃     𝘼𝙇𝙇     𝙏𝙃𝙀    𝙏𝙄𝙈𝙀    𝘽𝙀𝘾𝘼𝙐𝙎𝙀      𝙄     𝙃𝘼𝙏𝙀 𝘾𝙍𝙔𝙄𝙉𝙂 ...    " 
 speaks    as     if     winnie     the     pooh    was     american .
 he      desperately     wants     to     be     a    real   cop   (  but      the      captain     doesn't     trust     him    )     
     "    𝙄      𝙒𝘼𝙉𝙉𝘼     𝘽𝙀     𝘼    𝙍𝙀𝘼𝙇     𝘾𝙊𝙋  ...   𝙉𝙊𝙏     𝙅𝙐𝙎𝙏     𝘼 𝙎𝙀𝘾𝙍𝙀𝙏𝘼𝙍𝙔  !   "
but      for      now      ,     he's       just     trying      to      get       through each     day    smiling     through     the     pain l






"  𝙔𝙊𝙐      𝙏𝘼𝙆𝙀      𝙏𝙃𝘼𝙏     𝘽𝘼𝘾𝙆 
       𝙍𝙄𝙂𝙃𝙏      𝙉𝙊𝙒  !   "