CatRanSauce

CatRanSauce is the nom de guerre of Nick Catrantzos, aka, Nick Who?
Who, indeed?

Since you asked, here is a 25-word snapshot:

Adverse consequence prevention and management. A line and staff manager troubleshooting for underperforming organizations, building new ones, or representing others as a geographically separated factotum.

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Not so hot? How about this?

Likes puppies, rainbows, and long walks on empty beaches at sunset.
Professes a fondness for aikido, despite having no demonstrable capacity for remaining upright when attempting this martial art.

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Still off the mark? Here's a bio once tested as a balm for insomniacs:

Nick Catrantzos writes and selectively consults. He held increasingly responsible positions with Lockheed Martin, consolidated the security and emergency functions for the world's largest public water utility, and earned a medal as an intelligence officer for a discreet branch of public service.  He served as director of security for Kroll Associates and operations director at Control Risks.  His experience at finding and keeping secrets includes determining the whereabouts of hostages held in Iraq. He also taught a homeland security course as an adjunct professor for the University of Alaska, Fairbanks.

Catrantzos is a lifetime certified protection professional and a licensed private investigator.  He sat on the boards of the Association of Threat Assessment Professionals and Association of Certified Fraud Examiners. He contributed to national panels on critical infrastructure protection. His works were repeatedly published in best practices references.  He appeared at conferences and national broadcasts as a speaker, particularly forums on insider threats, following his award-winning thesis on this subject for the Naval Postgraduate School in 2009 and the 2012 publication of his book, Managing the Insider Threat: No Dark Corners.

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There, that should do it for all of us. Thanks, but don't ask again.