CeleneTheAngel

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When FNF Reimagined is:
          	***Not as many SPOILERS cause *tweaked****
          	
          	Like that one scene from Tangled.
          	
          	DD: You're not that blue-balled runt! Who are you-?!
          	
          	...It can't be!
          	
          	Spirit BF: An old...competitor.
          	
          	Spirit BF: Now, let's make a deal, Dearest.
          	
          	But DD immediately refuses and Spirit and Daddy Dearest are at each other's throats rap battling because DD hates Spirit and Spirit hates DD for trapping him in the video game for 14 years.
          	
          	((But Spirit: Also pretty reasonable and cognizant of the fact they won't beat the corruption without working together.))
          	
          	GF: *sprinting in having been on lookout* THEY'RE COMING-! ...? *looking between the two*
          	
          	GF: Okay, so the thing is, I need you two NOT to kill each other.
          	
          	Both: *stare at her in bewilderment and incredulity*
          	
          	GF: Just for a few hours, and then you can try to kill each other to your heart's content! Okay?
          	
          	Spirit: ...
          	DD: ...
          	
          	GF: ...so we can stop the Corruption, and also so we don't all die. Just reiterating the stakes here...

CeleneTheAngel

this message may be offensive
When FNF Reimagined is:
          ***Not as many SPOILERS cause *tweaked****
          
          Like that one scene from Tangled.
          
          DD: You're not that blue-balled runt! Who are you-?!
          
          ...It can't be!
          
          Spirit BF: An old...competitor.
          
          Spirit BF: Now, let's make a deal, Dearest.
          
          But DD immediately refuses and Spirit and Daddy Dearest are at each other's throats rap battling because DD hates Spirit and Spirit hates DD for trapping him in the video game for 14 years.
          
          ((But Spirit: Also pretty reasonable and cognizant of the fact they won't beat the corruption without working together.))
          
          GF: *sprinting in having been on lookout* THEY'RE COMING-! ...? *looking between the two*
          
          GF: Okay, so the thing is, I need you two NOT to kill each other.
          
          Both: *stare at her in bewilderment and incredulity*
          
          GF: Just for a few hours, and then you can try to kill each other to your heart's content! Okay?
          
          Spirit: ...
          DD: ...
          
          GF: ...so we can stop the Corruption, and also so we don't all die. Just reiterating the stakes here...

CeleneTheAngel

When FNF Corruption Reimagined is
          ****SPOILERS****
          
          like that one Mikayla Laws Academi High rap battle vid:
          
          Spirit: *Hopeless, and resigned because he thinks the Corruption can't be stopped...* Let's get this over with, parasite
          
          Corruption/Evil BF: I am going to take immense pleasure in your slow, sadistic death. You're not allowed to die until I'm satisfied.
          
          Spirit: {{HEAVY ELLIPSIS}}
          
          +
          **REDO/REWINDED ATTEMPT**
          
          Spirit: *Realization* WAITAMINUTE! I'm not helpless, I literally CONTROL this world!
          
          Corruption: ?
          
          Spirit: Alright! Gloves off, pick up the tempo!
          
          Rapid arrow-mash + the pushback mechanic
          
          Corruption/Evil BF: What? Alright, faster then-
          
          Spirit: Oh no you little sh*t! YOU'RE not getting a turn! *No Mercy*
          
          Evil BF: What?! That's not fair!
          
          Spirit: Tough sh*t parasite! You're not in FNF where being the protagonist with the Player on your side guarantees victory(except for that one instance but we don't talk about that), you're in MY world now! Where *I'm* the rap battle master,
          and *I'm* the one who **holds the mike**
          
          White Text: Execution, BEGIN!

CeleneTheAngel

You know, I kind of just realized Kai from Ninjago = Lance from Voltron. 
          
          At least, in the way we could have had really cool character arcs exploring the disparity between how they act around other people, how they support their teams, and how both THE SHOW ITSELF, and cast mock them relentlessly for it, usually turning it into a very mean sort of comic relief. 
          
          (it's especially egregious for Kai (I haven't watched Voltron in forever) who's backstory is actually REALLY f*cked up if you think about it, and he, especially in canon, likely has some understandable reasons for some of his behavior.)
          
          ...GODDAMN IT Ninjago writers.
          
          And ESPECIALLY Goddamn it Voltron writers! (We ALL know why...)

CeleneTheAngel

Sorry, Reupload. I had a random idea as to who could be saying this. +tweaked a few more lines.
          
          Snapcube/Ninjago Season 8
          
          Darreth: Thanks for coming all the way out here kid, I need to talk to you about something very important. It's about the Princess.
          
          Lloyd: ...Alright. Well, uh...I'll just take a seat.
          
          Darreth: I'm going to tell you something about the princess that... you might not know.
          
          Lloyd: ...Okay.
          
          Darreth: She's evil.
          
          Lloyd: What?!
          
          Darreth: I'm telling you. She's evil.
          
          You know how we always talk about things and analyze them to find the truth about them?
          
          Lloyd: No???
          
          Darreth: Yeah, you know what I mean.
          
          Lloyd: What are you even talking about?
          
          Darreth: We dig deeper than what's on the surface!
          
          Lloyd: (With Pixal, maybe) You lost me.
          
          Darreth: I'm-I'm saying- ...THE PRINCESS IS CONTROLLING YOU!
          
          She's making you do things against your own will!
          
          Lloyd: That's ridiculous!
          
          Darreth: It is? When was the last time you got a haircut?
          
          Lloyd: The models changed to match the movie ones. That's just how we look now.
          
          Darreth: What's your favorite thing to drink?
          
          Lloyd: Boba Tea.
          
          Darreth: ...Have you EVER actually had any?
          
          Lloyd: (looks at the empty glass in front of him, but can't remember ordering or actually drinking it). 
          
          ...
          
          Well, I'm leaving.

CeleneTheAngel

March 12th is my B-day, for anyone who cares.
          
          The pizza was great, I'm getting a cheesecake instead of an actual cake(I usually don't like regular cake unless it's store-bought. Or made by my aunt, because she is a baking GODDESS)
          
          I spent the entire day cleaning, and I'm supposed to be asleep by now, but we had the brownies a liiiiiiiittle too late, I think.
          
          Oh well. I'll crash any minute now, probably.
          
          Happy 12th !