Bill Cipher Aggressively Drinks Hot Chocolate with a Silly Straw, and is accompanied by Tyler the Mine Turtle. Bill demands world domination.

*ignore this if you don't care about random chaotic ADHD high schooler energy and ramblings* 
          
          WAHHHHHH I DON'T WANT TOMORROW TO BE MY BIRTHDAY. 
          
          CAN'T IT BE DELAYED FOR A FEW MORE WEEKS, I AIN'T READY TO GROW UP ONE MORE NUMBER.  I don't wanna be olderrrr even though you're technically older every second.
          
          Say anyone wanna share what the weirdest/funnest/ oddly traumatic, memory of a birthday or something significant/big that happened to you in your life?
          Mine was moving to Minnesota after being taken away from my grandparents, my whole social life and friends, and adopted by some family in an entirely new place, and the exact same summer and year, before I could fully adjust and settle, we went to North Dakota, Mall of America (like 2-3 times), a fair (idk which one), and had 4rth-becoming 5th grader me in 2018 or so with newly diagnosed ADHD meet too many people, AND we also went to Wisconsin Dells. But on the plus side I made a friend in school who I am still friends with in the present day. She also was the one who got me into Undertale, MHA, and demon slayer before she left those fandoms and I just am here struggling with trying to not pull her back in or what not... Sorry bout that I am really bored nowadays and this stuff just comes out.
          
          Ah fun things being traumatic and make me hate surprises and change even if it's something I enjoy. 
          
          Also any opinions on if I should make a book of head canons here or rants? possibly try something like a basic story or submitted writing and replace certain things with randomly generated words? Idk I on low sleep and have too much energy.

once again. I have switched back to Bill because he doesn't deserve closet life and I am bored. like VERY bored.  yAyyyyy

I have something to say: as of 2/15 I am not taking or planning to work on those because I can't get myself to, I am EXTREMELY sorry for those of you that made requests. I may work on them someday but so far no signs of it 
          
          But I probably am changing to doing  headcanons, and since I am at the second am too lazy to post a thing here, you can check out my tumblr account (chaoticcornchip) for the information.
          
          Again I am extremely sorry about those who have waited a long time, I just can't find the inspiration to write a oneshot and actually go into detail as my brain has slowed to no detail, just random things. I couldn't apologize enough and feel horrible about it, I might get to them eventually but so far it doesn't seem like it.
          
          I wish you all an amazing day/night and a well life.  Again, I am sorry beyond comprehension and I feel horrible.

Just saying hi and making sure your doing good cause I haven't seen you very active lately

Arе u having Neobook account?

Got grounded for 2 weeks- cutely. And I come back to see 31 one notifs to struggle through. That’s so fun AND NO writing inspiration. Even better!

if a dog were half cow- and you fed it cow meat- would that be cannibalism- 
          don't mind me just saying some dumbshit out of bored-

does anyone else here say they hate school and want it to end all year long, but then in the last few weeks, you just hate how it's gonna end, and then you have little to nothing to do during the summer and just like: welp time to waste life in games and try socializing and then later realize I gotta write, wait I have no inspiration and I am unmotivated. oh and we will be saying the biggest fuck you to a stable sleep schedule- 
          also people got any show/book/game recommendations I am getting bored of the stuff I have been into- anything will be appreciated! (heck maybe I will get sucked in for all eternity like that *stares at undertale/underverse fandom*)
          NO I AM NOT OKAY I AM RUNNING ON 1 HOURS OF SLEEp, YAY SLEEPOVERS fucking over a sleep!
          imma shut up now because idk what I am saying baiii

Made donut wholes in school- ALL OF THEM WRRE DISGUSTING. It makes sense since we used biscuit dough- but one was so bitterrrr it was horrible AND THE TASTE IS STILL IN MY MOUTH AS I AM POSTING THIS

in school we make taffy- the stuff was SUPPOSED to taste like strawberry. YET HERE IT IS TASTING LIKE CARaMEL, and for some reason (with exceptions) I absolutely H A T E caramel bleck and it was sticky as FUCK