Chaoticstorys

I have an announcement!
          	There will be a ladies night for men only, 
          	on Tuesday morning for Saturday evening 
          	It is a free reception so pay at the door
          	Bring your own seat and sit on the floor!
          	Two dead men, back to back, shot each other with their swords
          	Two cops came and killed the two dead men 
          	If you don’t believe this lie is true
          	ask the blind man,he saw it too!
          	
          	-Thank you for wasting your time and reading this-

Misfit3001

@Chaoticstorys  can women who identify as men attend as well?
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Myusernamewontfittoo

@Chaoticstorys i think i had a brain fart
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MissRubyArtist

Read it.
          
          I mean it.
          
          If you were killed, I wouldn’t be at your funeral.
          
          I would be in jail for killing the person who killed you.
          
          We are true friends
          
          We ride together, we die together.
          
          Send this to everybody you care about, including me, if you care.
          
          See how many times you get this.
          
          I want you to know you are an amazing friend, ‘till death and forever.
          
          If I don’t get this back, I understand.
          
          Once you read this letter, you must send it to 15 people.
          
          Including me if you want.
          
          If you get at least 3 back, you are loved.
          
          Nobody knows how important something is until they lose it.
          
          Tonight, (12:00 pm) the person you love will realize they love you.
          
          Then at 1:00 pm to 2:00 pm, get ready for the shock of your life.
          
          If you break this chain, you will have bad luck.
          
          Send this to 15 people you truly care about, if not, you will turn ugly in one year.

giusyambrosio00

Chaoticstorys

I have an announcement!
          There will be a ladies night for men only, 
          on Tuesday morning for Saturday evening 
          It is a free reception so pay at the door
          Bring your own seat and sit on the floor!
          Two dead men, back to back, shot each other with their swords
          Two cops came and killed the two dead men 
          If you don’t believe this lie is true
          ask the blind man,he saw it too!
          
          -Thank you for wasting your time and reading this-

Misfit3001

@Chaoticstorys  can women who identify as men attend as well?
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Myusernamewontfittoo

@Chaoticstorys i think i had a brain fart
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Chaoticstorys

I have the sudden urge to write something that isn’t fanfiction or cringy y/n slander. And I have 3 ideas, so I’d like you all to pick a number from 1-3 and whatever number gets the most votes gets to become a story. : )