Laughing Cat

hello! I'm laughing cat, and I laugh at the worst times. At funerals, at a sad moment, and at sad songs. Now please forgive me, but I'm also a murderer. A friend of mine is of course, Laughing Jack. I especially love his candy and his carnivals! But enough about that, now let's get onto MY life. 
Favorite
Band~ imagine dragons
Singer~ Dan Reynolds ( wouldn't let that change)
Drummer ~platz(Of course)
Guitarist ~ Wayne! (Yas!!!)
bass~ Ben McKee ( I love him)
instrument ~ drums 
song~ Destination by imagine dragons
number~ 6
favorite animal ~ Cats and Dragons
Weapon ~ my bare claws and maybe knives.
color~ blue, black and grey
Game~ Hide n seek AND tag (game my friends and I made up)
video game~ Legend of Zelda
Creepy pasta!!! ~ Laughing jack, eyeless jack, ticci Toby, slender man, clock work, hoodie, masky, B.O.B, Lost silver, Ben drowned , Jeff the killer,  Bloody Painter, Smiley dog, Jane the killer,  sally Squidwards Suicide, sally, KageKeo homicidal lui,  the observer, Jason the toy maker, Smiley Man,the puppeteer, Zalgo,  *Shudders *  and last but not least, the Rake.
favorite book~ Shadow you drew(on wattpad! Imagine dragons fan fiction)
and finally favorite movie ~ Superman ~ man of steel \(•w°)/
wait one more thing 
favorite show ~ tree house friends *smirk*

my story of how I died~ It was an accident you could say. After all, cats are very curious and . I was just crossing the street, just like how i saw my past owners did it. I waited for the cars. But the cars did not wait for me. I was walking, right until a black and white car hit me. Now, I kill every driver that ruins lives of the young and curious. Every time a person would kill someone, the next day you'd find them dead. At their funerals, I laugh and stand there. Slender man found me, special. I then joined him. 
The end.
By the way, I have different ways to kill, not any of the same.
Good bye my curious cats.

 IM NOT CRAZY. ITS JUST THAT MY REALITY IS DIFFERENT FROM YOURS!!!!