Chibified Shipper

I'll try and get an update out today/tomorrow!!

Sneak peak of next chapter
          
          'The very much not-a-door peels themselves off the wall to glare at him, and Alastor snorts at the sight of Charlie bleeding profusely from the nose and with her clothes all rumpled up and creased. She'd gotten a smudge of the fluid on the nicely patterned wallpaper, what a shame. "AL!" Is repeated at much the same volume as before, but a rather different tone.
          
          The man in question blinks innocently, leaning in such a way to facilitate a mimed tip of the hat. "Yes, Charlotte?"
          
          Charlie drags her knuckles clumsily across her nose. "Why'd you dodge!"
          
          "I had a sense of impending doom, as though I were about to be attacked."
          
          "I was going to hug you!" She protests.
          
          Alastor's brow scrunched in consternation. "Why would you hug me?"
          
          "WHY WOULD I ATTACK YOU?!"'

Another chapter tomorrow (...If I remember)

Second and final sneak peek for chapter 7, coming out today :)
          
          
          'That was the good thing about an amorphous, inpermeable entity. It could refashion it's limbs into an effective tray shape and save its master from any indignity. The creature liked to play around often with this ability when Alastor (rarely) allowed it or (more likely) didn't notice it was doing so, making shadow animals with its hands that were definitely beyond the capability of what 10 fingers and two palms should be able to craft. Some time ago at the start of Husk's indebted contract to him he remembered he had been lecturing the short cat only to be cut off by a burst of violent laughter from the feline. Before the cannibal could even retaliate in his confusion and rage at seemingly being mocked, Husk had brought his attention to his shadow... which had been making bunny ears behind his head for most of the conversation and had just started miming a galloping horse.
          
          He'd banished it for a week after that.'

Next chapter of SatS should be posted in the next 10 hours if nothing goes wrong!

SatS next chapter sneak peek -
          
          
          
          
          'Then the sinner opened his mouth, and all that fell out was-
          
          "It sounds moreso like we've eloped."
          
          THUNK!
          
          That was the sound of Lucifer's backside striking the parquet below with the grace and speed of a misfired bullet. Oh my was he flushed from tip to toe. It was a curiously indeterminate shade somehwere between scarlet and gold, searing across his cheeks and over the bridge where his nose should be like a sunburn.
          
          "How is THAT the first thing you think of!" Lucifer accused, rubbing his sore rear end with a scowl, looking for all the world like a petulant child. It was good then that Alastor resisted the urge to join that comparison and snap an immature 'That's what I should be asking YOU!'
          
          It was impressive actually, Alastor mused as he leered down at this man from above. Someone who held such great power yet could be felled by something as stupid as this. Was flirtation his weakness? That seemed... poetic.'
          

you're truely and amazing author, and i really love your radioapple book <3

Do you publish on Neobook ?