VICODIN AND VOWS: SEASON TWO
✨ House, Wilson, Barbie sins, gluten riots, and too much lace. ✨
EPISODE 3 IS LIVE NOW!
Barbie: The Unauthorized Biography, Plastic Sins of the Flesh
It’s unhinged, it’s morally suspect, and yes—the Barbies run a strip club.
Highlights include:
• Wilson’s quiet existential breakdown
• House weaponizing Barbie’s convertible
• A bake sale soaked in shame and sabotage
UP NEXT – EPISODE 4: Bake Sale of the Damned
Drops Wednesday, May 14, 2025 at 2:00 AM CDT
Bubbe infiltrates the PTA. There’s a gluten-free black market. Someone gets punched at a fundraiser. Olivia breaks a bone, House gets a black eye, and Nietzsche is quoted in front of cupcakes.
(This is not a drill.)
AND—ANNOUNCEMENT TIME!
We’ve got a brand new episode scheduled every single day through the end of May!
That’s daily Hilson, daily drama, and daily Gregosexual energy until we run out of caffeine or morals.
Buckle up.
New episodes daily.
️ Therapy not included.
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