❧ Fappymatsu

(The admin of this account will not be returning to continue any stories here. Thank you all!)

((Amazing background by @Kurumiin )) 
❝ h-hey ! i'm ch-choromatsu ! please... don't call me fappymatsu... it's embarrassing... ❞

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CHOROMATSU MATSUNO - ( n. ) a jobless neet who has a rather unhealthy obsession with a cat idol. The most proper being on the planet.

ADMIN ONION  - ( n. ) the one who started this all, is a very awesome person, greatest friendo out there, constantly threatening to eliminate all humans for maximum power. Never has said anything coherent. ( original admin )

ADMIN POODLE - ( n. ) the failure/amazing gal who's only true friends are online, supports admin onion, will probably help her hide a body if needed / also tricked out this entire bio /
Also the most gentle soft child. Cannot sin. Shy. (Touch her and I'll eliminate you- Admin onion) ( admin evie, admon )  

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❦ ❝ anyways ! i'm to supposed to list things off about myself, right? ❞ 

⇨ pretty huge fanboy of Nya-chan
⇨ live with my idiot brothers. 
⇨ currently looking for a job so I'm unemployed at the moment...
⇨ usually just go on here to read Nya-chan x readers...

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❝ OUT OF MY WAY YOU STUPID HOSERS, I'M GOING JOB FISHING ❞

❝ MAN ISN'T YOUR ASS HAIR JUST ON FIRE? ❞

❝ NYAAAAAAA-CHANNNNNNNN!! ❞

❝ i want all my brothers to lower me down into my grave when i die so that can let me down one last time ❞

❝ knock before you come into my room or you'll see something you didn't want to see ❞

❝ did he just say he was about to c*m? ❞

❝ i never in all my years thought id see someone loose their virginity to a damn horse ❞

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🚫❌👎Shitty eldest brother👎❌🚫:
@xx_osomatsu-san_xx

💙Karamatsu-niisan💙 (painful asshole): @Karamatsu_The_King

💜Garbage boy stink man💜: @Ichicatsu-san

💛Jyushimatsu! 💛: (The deadly sunshine laser) @Baseball_Matsu

💕My favorite brother💕: (aka Todomatsu, aka satan)