Aye! It's Harriet doin dis person's bio. c:

His name is Christopher Payne. 

He grew up! Jk. Idek his age. Whoops? 
(But I'm secretly 18. SHH!)

He likes babies and says they're soft.

HE MADE SOMETHING CALLED RANDOM COMPLIMENTS DAYYYYY :D

He thinks condoms are finger hats.. o-o

HE LIKES PIE WAIT NO I DO IDEK IF HE DOES

He loves candy.. Give him candy, he will love you forever. 

He has friends. c: Like me I'm one of his best friends. But his bestest friends are Piglet and Winnie The Pooh.

[Insert list of a million friends here]

He's single.. :o Idek if he's looking doe.

WINNIE THE POOH WINNIE THE POOH

Mwahahahahaha. c:<

I want to swear in here so badly but Pooh would kill me and I would rot Chris' brain..

Hurt this guy and I will personally make you a seat in hell. :-)

He's SO innocent!

He better stay like that..

MkAyByE

//original winnie the pooh christopher robin anon