Calum

Calum's the name, and with only one L.

I'm a mod who used to not be a mod (because work) who used to be a mod who used to not be a mod because they never existed back then.

I'm half English, half Irish, and shooting to be a doctor, a writer, and a ployglot. I play the ocarina (not necessarily well) and I want to become fluent in German, Norwegian, and Finnish one day. Seriously guys, Finnish is like poetry. 

If you've read my work before, then y'all should know that the newer versions of my stories are so utterly different that they probably deserve a name change. If not, then ignore the "Archived" pieces (Spoiler alert: They're crap), and direct your mouse to the newer ones.

Odd. I once had so much to say here. And now, I feel comfortable saying so little.