Claire(:

So, I feel as if it's about time I write this.
My name is Claire but I have about 65324589701967404357043256 nicknames.
I am a very random person. Some people say I'm ADD but they---OMG A CHICKEN!
Just kidding. There is no chicken. The chickens died. All of them.
My favorite animals are cows, unicorns, and peacocks.
My favorite bands are Mumford and Sons, Paramore, and Jukebox the Ghost. Which is weird. They are all completely different. But they're awesome.
My favorite colors are purple and grey.
My favorite show is Psych!
My favorite movies are 500 Days of Summer and Goodburger.
Someday, I WILL catch 'em all.
I'm 14 and Imma be a freshman next year. Awesome...
I love morbid jokes.
I mostly hate people as a general rule of thumb. Except you. You're cool. Especially if you fan me. Which you should. Because I'm awesome. And You're awesome. And we can be awesome. Together.
You should PM me. I like to talk. You can listen to me rant. I do that a lot. Which is two words. If you spell a lot as one word I will kill you and eat your firstborn child.
Also, if you chat me you can hear my morbid jokes, of which I have a lot.
I am a grammar nazi, but when I am doing a casual piece of writing I use a lot of fragment sentences. I also cannot spell for the life of me.
I like trains.
I'm really short. 5'2" and a quarter.
I'm really shy at first but I'm not quiet.
You're probably not reading this anyway so I'm going to stop ranting.
Before I do, though, you should read my poetry. Plus also if I ever get around to writing a book, you should read that too.
Good bye my lovelies. You are all spectacular people.