ClearlyNotFanfiction

Hello. We are.

I forgot our name. Let me check.


Hello. We are ClearlyNotFanfiction. That is our name because we aren't. Fanfiction is vile and we spit on those who create it. WE write thought provoking STORIES that have nothing to do with other tv shows. 

We like things. Like dogs. And Nick Cage. And when you take clothes out of the dryer and just hug them and start crying because of how warm they are. Other people do that, right? One second, let me check.


So turns out nobody else does that. Just- just forget you read it. But anyway, there are also things we don't like.

 Angry animals, ugly dogs, people who say "howsabout", when you put on shoes and they're wet, when the tiniest bit of snow falls into your boots and it feels like you're wearing two blocks of ice on our feet, Dennis Quaid, the movie "Cars," Daisy Duck, somebody in our grade, but we're not going to say they're name so we'll just say Bleblastian Fwenka, the nineties, the early 2000s, the 2100s, anybody who doesn't like good music and movies, people who complain to much, people who don't complain enough, the movie "Cars" again, and drunk clowns.

   Please read our stories.

                                                            -Üs