ClockworkDerp

Hi everyone I know I have a bunch of stuff to do but I need a little break so I am going to stay off this account for a while (like I haven't already been doing that) but that's what im gonna do so don't think I dies or anything! I'm too young to dieeeeeeeeeeeee! a cookie to you if you get that thou it may be a stretch...

ClockworkDerp

Hi everyone I know I have a bunch of stuff to do but I need a little break so I am going to stay off this account for a while (like I haven't already been doing that) but that's what im gonna do so don't think I dies or anything! I'm too young to dieeeeeeeeeeeee! a cookie to you if you get that thou it may be a stretch...

ClockworkDerp

So hi everyone! I am sorry to tell you that I have decided to temporally stick to writing one-shots 'cause I want to work on my writing skills a bit more before I continue my other work and also its just really run to read/write one-shots. So on the other hand one-shot requests are open!
          
          CWD :3

ClockworkDerp

hello people. I have a story to tell you. (also I will try to work on my story but I can't make any promises cuz the people who are moving our stuff are being slow pokes...) so this was actually a while ago back when it was my birthday so back in march, but I shall tell it any way. so me and two friends of mine were roll playing. One was a Hetalian (she has an account on here and goes by clemintineme and I seriously suggest that you check out her brilliant work) and the other wasn't and we got the friend that we will call Sam (cuz y not) to roll play as female Russia cuz she seriously looks just like her (except with brown hair with blonde streaks) and she IS Russian. so we got into a situation where her character would have gotten mad and she is not that kind of person and was like 'I cant do this' so we just told her to say 'kol' and she said 'why? That's what chickens say.' and so it turns out that in Russia chickens say kol instead of bach (<-- see what I did there(I feel nerdy and polandish right now.....)) like they do in America. so me and clemintineme were like 'so when Russia is mad he says chicken noises? LOL'
          sorry if this was unessicary but I feel like hetalian fans should know this :P so yeah....
          
          h.a.g.s.
          C.W.D. :3

ClockworkDerp

OMCP (oh my creepy pasta!) I JUST WATCHED THE SCARIEST VIDEO ON YOUTUBE ABOUT THIS RUSSIAN SLEEP EXPAREMENT BY SOMEONE CALLED IREADCREEPYPASTAS OR SOMETHING AND NOW I AM FREAKED OUT AND ALSO HAVE THE BEST SCARY STORY TO TELL EVER SO WATCH OUT I MIGHT MAKE IT IN TO A STORY ON HERE AND THEN YOU WILL BE LEFT IN THE PARADOX OF WANTING TO SLEEP BUT NOT BEING ABLE TO AND THE CREEPYEST PART FOR ME WAS WHEN MY PHONE DIED AT THE SCARIEST PART THE FIRST TIME I TRIED TO FINISH IT.
          I don't know if I am gonna be able to sleep tonight...................
          and I don't get scared by stories most of the time cuz I use logic but this actually happened so I don't know......

AmericaAteMyUsername

Welcome to Wattpad!
          And thank you very much for the follow! I really appreciate it! 
          
          If you need help with anything just ask! Or if you just wanna talk about random deeply stuff I'm cool with that too. : P
          
          Anyways, thanks for the follow dude and happy writing/reading! ~AAMU