Cloud Stars

*walks on the stage to the mic and clears throat*
"He-"
SQUEEE
*pulls microphone away and gives a sheepish smile to the audience*
"Boooo!, get off the stage!" someone shouts. I narrow my eyes to see who said that
"Get out of my imagination speech!" I shout back.
"Greetings for whom has come upon my profile, I see you muggles!" I grin and point to the audience and a few laugh. 
"Um, I love school"
LIE
"I hate anything greasy or fat food"
LIE
"I never cry at sand films aka TFIOS, ME BEFORE YOU, THE NOTEBOOK, MY SISTER KEEPER"
HA GOOD ONE
"Oh I'm not crazy or weird"
WHY THE F*** YOU LYING!!
I chuckle nervously as the crowd looks at me in confusion
"Okay I'm gonna cut the crap, Hey! I'm cloud stars!"
"IF YOU DO NOT BELIEVE THAT WATTPAD CHARACTERS DO EXIST IN A WATTY ISLAND THEN LEAVE NOW BEFORE I THROW MY PHONE AT YOU, and yes I'll take the risk" I shout. I look around and everyone stays at their spot
"Great were on good terms, well let me just say, nothing comes between Food, sleep, wattpad, lucky charms, brown sugar cinnamon pop tarts-" I stop as I know i'm missing something fairly important 
"OH AND MY CLOUD STARRIES!" I say as I throw my hands up hysterically, in the process smacking my forehead. 
"Get on with it!" another person shouts!
"ALRIGHT LET ME THINK!" I snap
"I'm currently in a relationship with my book *ONLY FOOLS FALL IN LOVE* Updates every Friday, some twice a week.
"I only play one instrument, which is my voice. (I'm a terrible singer btw) I AM VERY CHATTY SO BEWARE!"
 "Well thank you for being an amazing audience, I hope now you realise that I need mental help" I smile. I try to walk of the stage confidently but in the process trip on my own feet and land on my face. The whole audience laugh as I just lay there in shock
"stupid dress which my stupid mom made me wear in my own imagination speech" I mutter as I stand up with all the dignity I can carry.
"We'll your not even real so ha!" I retort back and stick my tongue out.
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