A duck walked up to a lemonade stand
And he said to the man runnin' the stand
Hey! [(bam bam bam)] Got any grapes?
The man said: No, we just sell lemonade
But it's cold, and it's fresh, and it's all home-made!
Can I get you a glass?
The duck said, I'll pass.
Then he waddled away - waddle waddle
'Til the very next day
Bom bom bom bom bom babom
When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand
And he said to the man runnin' the stand
Hey! (bam bam bam), got any grapes?
The man said: No, like I said yesterday
We just sell lemonade, okey?
Why not give it a try?
The duck said. Good bye
Then he waddled away - waddle waddle
Then he waddled away - waddle waddle
Then he waddled away - waddle waddle
'Til the very next day
When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand
And he said to the man runnin' the stand
Hey! (bam bam bam) Got any grapes?
The man said: Look, this is gettin' old
I mean, lemonade's all we've ever sold
Why not give it a go?
The duck said:How about - no.
Then he waddled away - waddle waddle
Then he waddled away - waddle waddle waddle
Then he waddled away - waddle waddle
'Til the very next day
When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand
And he said to the man runnin' the stand:
Hey! [(bam bam bam)] Got any grapes?
The man said:That's it! If you don't stay away, duck
I'll glue you to a tree and leave you there all day stuck!
So don't get too close!
The duck said, Adios
Then he waddled away - waddle waddle
Then he waddled away - waddle waddle waddle
Then he waddled away - waddle waddle
'Til the very next day
When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand
And he said to the man runnin' the stand
Hey! [(bam bam bam)] Got any glue?
What?Got any glue?No, why would I - oh...
Then one more question for you:
Got any grapes?
And the man just stopped
The he started to smile
He started to laugh
He laughed for a while.
He said: Come on, duck
Let's walk to the store
I'll buy you some grapes
So you don't have to ask anymore
Be happy with the duck song! :D My braincells are gone.
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