Pearl

*picks up account, dusts it off, sets it back on the ground* okay buddy we're gonna get you up and running again

Hello! I'm really tired, heh.

So I'm kind of working on a really long one-shot piece right now (a.k.a. I'm doing everything I can to avoid updating Unexpected)

You should update...

Me: I'm not like Hamilton at all actually
          Me: *writes constantly*
          Me: *friend rants to me and makes an incorrect statement so I turn it into a debate*
          Me: *sees someone commented something that made me look stupid and OH MY GOD HOW DARE YOU I'LL DESTROY YOU WITH MY WORDS*
          Me: *freaks out constantly because HOW WILL I BE REMEMBERED or WILL I BE REMEMBERED*
          Me:
          Me: I'm definitely John Laurens

OH GOD WHO'S ACTUALLY READING MY WRITING I WANT TO DELETE ALL OF IT NOW I'M SORRY

So I decided to actually start to use this account. Great idea, I know.

Read emu bats and cats