Hey...
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
My name's Bob,
And I'm homeless too.
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If you know me I'm sarcastic.
And I know a lot of languages:
1. English
2. Sarcasm
3. Sarcasm Lvl.2
4. Sarcasm Lvl.3
5. Spanish
6. German
7. Russian
8........ I'm making some of this up.....
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And I'm just a normal girl who likes the CW shows. While also eating pretzels and chips on the couch.
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There you go! That's what you guys got in store for reading my books!
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Corseygirl01 Corseygirl01 Jul 06, 2017 07:09PM
Should I update again? Like right now? Oh, and Brody is Peyton Meyers. And Tyler is Bob Morley.
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