CrankkThatDank

damn what’s up you guys i haven’t been on here in a PHAT minuet

CrankkThatDank

sometimes when I'm rlly rlly bored, I like to sit back, brew up a nice warm cup of tea, and read shrek fanfictions all day long. Nothing better than reading my favorite "50 Shades Of Shrek". Ah, what a classic. 11/10 highly reccomend ! ☕

CrankkThatDank

Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theatre of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world.