Internet Glitches

If you have a lot of time on your hands and ever find yourself in need of a fellow dork (get real, all of you are dorks because you're currently browsing a READING site), visit this page: http://us23.chatzy.com/31646045673521 (wait no, message me on here. I keep forgetting to check this website shït)
Now. Here's a bunch of random crap that I've revised since I put it on here during a sugar high.

1. I love big dogs. LOVE them. 
2. Unicorns can't fly. I can't fly. Therefore, I am a unicorn. Logic.
3. I'm of the female variety.
5. I lied about my location. If you're smart enough to get that joke, send me a message.
4. I used to hate most cats and the feeling was usually mutual. They were the devil's reincarnations, but they're alright now.
6. I lied about my age; I'm secretly 44576 years old.
7. My favorite song is. . . HAHAHA YOU ACTUALLY THOUGH I HAD A SPECIFIC SONG I THOUGHT WAS BETTER THAN THE OTHERS?! THINK AGAIN.
8. I was tempted to make my username 'Yourself' so if someone followed me, the screen would say 'You're following Yourself'. . . My sense of humor is not lacking.
9. I purposely put 5 before 4 when I was numbering these facts.
10. I just laughed because I bet you went back and checked.
11. I LOVE Doctor Who, Eragon, Percy Jackson  #solangelo), Avatar the Last Airbender (don't judge me, creeps), Lord of the Rings, Attack on Titan, and much more.
12. Why haven't you messaged me on the chat website or on here yet? It's pretty obvious you don't have a social life because you're still reading this. 

That's about it. Have a good whatever-time-it-is-when-you-read-this.