Cupid

I know ur cooling down but you said today....yesterday you promised.

Lowkey miss my gf rn

Fuck i need her right now. I cant do this by myself right now but i didn't respond...now she's not answering and i need her a lot but i think she's sleeping. I should have stayed up i knew i shouldn't have layed down

HIT ME HARD AND SOFT MAY 17
          DONT FUCKING TALK TO ME OMG

yall i need sleep and a cuddle budy

YOUR BIO?!??! SO FUNNY LMAOO

bro my ex is so fuckin pretty omg, like i just saw her on her bus and smiled and waved at me and blushedddd (i need help)

“I try to live in black and white but i’m so blue. I like to mean it when i say i’m over you”

Bruh my pillow smells like washer cuz my hoodie and it's really strong

House of Asmodeus pt:2
          
          Hey, now! I've watched those two pork many times
          What? Blitz!
          And, honestly, they make missionary look relatively exciting!
          Is that Blitzo? So, you're showin' your face?
          Hey, everybody, this guy's a total disgrace!
          Some nerve you got to comment on a relationship
          Last I checked, your love life is a pile of shit!
          Oh, Blitzo?
          I used to date him (Date him, date him)
          (Oh, Verosika, you are here...)
          I'd stroke him and I'd fellate him (Fellate him, fellate him)
          Yeah, but when it was my turn (My turn, my turn)
          He did no reciprocatin' (What a dick-bag)
          A selfish imp in the sheets, and just as bad in the streets
          A reckless, heart-breaking freak
          Who's that at your table?
          Is your date a demon prince?
          Stolas, is that you?
          Are you sleepin' with an imp?
          Woo! My dark lord, how the mighty do fall
          You used to have a smokin' wife, a kid, you had it all
          I hope you didn't give it up so you and him could get it up
          You sold your life for a thrust!
          Now, that's the spirit of lust
          Grab your groin or a bust
          You better get your head mussed
          Pretend you don't see that crust
          Hump 'til your junk turns to dust
          In the house of Asmodeo—
          Hey!
          I think you were trying to sing something for me, Mox
          Yeah, I was
          I love us, I love us just the way we are
          Don't have to pretend to like to do things we don't
          I've always got you around to laugh at my stupid jokes
          I'll never take you for granted, I'll always give you my best
          And if you can offer the same, fate will handle the rest
          'Cause I love you, 'cause I love you