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Heya! Here's a lil' insight on meh:
♡ I'm as straight as the Norwegian coast!
♡ You can follow me, if you feel like it.
♡ You can also put peanut butter in your butthole, if you feel like it.
♡ The bags under my eyes are G u c c i.
♡ People call me Alex, but you can call me tonight. ;)
♡ Contributing to Entropy since 1992.
♡ I work an unpaid internship as an executive nerd.
♡ Ah, I'm also definitely a morning person - under the condition that morning starts at noon.
♡ Actually though, I'm so good at sleeping mate; I can do it with my eyes closed.
♡ A Caffeine-dependent life-form!
♡ One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, oh, hiya floor!
♡ Why're you still here? Shoo, go message me or something!
☠️|| Hey! Psst! Top secret: I only use #'s 'cause they remind me of waffles. Fucking love waffles.
###~ dO yOu SeE iT tOo? ||☠️
Have a waffle bro #~ ♡
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