DaBestFanfictionz

I write da' best fan dictionaries. I made it up because Goku stole my pudding cup. I want to make movies one day and I want to direct da' next Shreks. DW stole my best frien. Hey arnold! Football head i'll beet you up with a socar ball! I say Shresks cause it's gonna be good. GET SHREKT! But I also like Pokemon. Pikachu is the best because he goes Pikachu pikachu Pika? pikachuuuuuu! But... I have a secret. in real life i am the president of my pillow fort me and my moddy's girlfriend made. So I have two bodiies and they both are mommies. My mommy is a girl. She laughed at me when i told her that water is not wet. It is everything. I am water. You are water. Everything is water. Water is H20 and therefore all hydrogen and oxygen is water. There is hydrogen and oxygen in almost everything there fore almost everything is water. I am water. bYou are me and I am you and i am the best fan writer there ever will be and if you tell me any different let me explain what will happen....

SPLOOSH
SPLASH
HAVING A BLAST

SPLOOSH 
SPLOOSH
...
SPLASH! 
DROWN! 
EAT GRASS! 
GRASS DRINK WATER!

I AM WATER!
I DROWN YOU!
I DROWN YOU MOM!
I DROWN YOU DAD!
I DROWN ALL THE GRANDMAS!
AND I DROWN JASON BUCKETT FROM SCHOOL BECAUSE HE IS A FREAKING BUTTFACE DUCK DADDY'S BOY 


I AM DA' RULER OF DA WORLD

I AM FAN
I AM YOU
I AM WATER
I AM AQUAMAN
I AM THE BOOK
I AM THE BLOOD
I AM H20 


Please read my fan fictionz. they can save you from drowning.