We Da Rhinoceros

Before we actually get into the information about us and the account, I would just like to warn you that this description below, (*buds into her long ass speech* I like tacos) only has little bits of information and the rest is pure nonsense from our amazing authors. So without further ado, you may proceed with caution. -Lachy



{Mcscuse me whote}

[Rude]



Welcome to hell, we're glad you're here. We will be your tour guides for the night 😉.



If you're on this account you're going to regret this. And your bloody chicken. 



HOLD ON TIGHT!!! (that's what he sa-) WE'RE GOING FOR A JOY RIDE!!!



Priorities: 

We is rhinocerosies. 

Fall Out Boi. 

I hate you Hailie Mother Flippin Pass...

CRAZY EMONESS

Blankie Forts

Water is wet, we're all going to die.

Tacos are salads, I don't know who wrote dat 👆 (Spoilers!!!!! It was Lachy) 

WATER IS NOT WET GOD DAMMIT. 



WE DO IT FOR THE AESTHETIC 



Easy peasy pumpkin peasy pumpkin pie mother fucker



And if you're on this account, you're probably going to hell, and when you do, say 'Hi' to Luci (and most likely Sam and Dean) for Mavi ....😛



Btw. There's 3....three...THREE... People who are running this account. 😀



I CALL DeAn WiNcHeStEr AND BaBy -Mavi



Ass



BiTcH



YAY CURSE WORDS



ChEeToS aRe LiFe



*TAcoS





WE ARE WITCHES SUPPORTING BITCHES AND WE DONT NEED YOUR FUCKING APPROVAL 



We got: 

Cameron

Lachy 

Mavi 

You like DND, Audrey Hepburn, Fangoria, Harry Houdini, & croquet. You can't swim, you can't dance, and you don't know karate. Face it. You're never going to make it. 



LUIGI IS BETTER THAN MARIO



i WiLl CuT yOu





I wAnT a RhInO







If you have made it this far, I congratulate you. But a bit about us. There are 3 people on this account. And the stories/books we have written are all for fun. This account was originally made as a competition between us and now it has become something beautiful, at least for me. Well anyway, I hope you enjoy whatever content we create. -Lachy