So, you have found me.
Amongst all of the internetters, and Wattpadians, you have chosen this profile, of all profiles. And you still read on. 
What are you?
Who are you?
Where are you? 
Do I really care?
The answer to at least one of these is no. I honestly don't give a shwiznit.
Sorry.
But yet, despite my casual rudeness, you continue to seek knowledge of myself.
Well, I rarely disappoint.
In case you haven't guessed, I'm a bit 'special'. 
I hang out with @Isitmadness, who is a crazy-ass bitch, and @tashbash12345, who is just, well, she's something else. 
I laugh a lot, live a lot, eat moderately, and make stupid faces half the time. But, of course, that's my normal face.
But, in case @Isitmadness, finds this, which she will, I'd also like to take this opportunity to point out that I love her.
Not in a lezzy way, though.
Just, in a way that you love puppies with mental health issues.
I wasn't joking when I said that, by the way.
Wait, are you still reading this?
You need to get a life, love, and possibly some therapy.
And that's all I'm willing to reveal about my epic life.
Oh, and I'm also called Danielle.
You would never have guessed, from looking at my username, right?