Hey, welcome to my profile where people come to enjoy me:)
Don't judge me before you know me, but just to inform you, you won't like me😈.
The bags under my eyes are Gucci
I'm so fresh they call me 'orange'
Perfect has six letters and so does me!
Fabulous ends in "us" coincidence? I think not
I'm here to avoid friends on 👥
I'm only pretending to be me.
The best of me is yet to come!
Harry is my baby💕 Don't steal him. I repeat, DON'T FUCKING STEAL HIM.
Whenever I have a problem I sing. Then I realized my voice is worse than my problems.
I'm not glad it's Friday, I'm glad it's today. I love my life 7 days a week.
Life is too short, don't waste it reading my bio!!!😛
I'm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed
I'm definitely a morning person, if morning starts from moon!
You couldn't handle me even if I came wit instructions.
I'm not a complete idiot some parts are just missing!🤓
I'm not sure how many problems I have because math is one of them!
Hey, are you reading my bio again? 🤔
I always learn from mistakes of others who took my advice.
Wait where am I? How did I get in here?
There are three kind of people in the world and I don't like any of them.
Oh I'm sorry was my sass too much for you?😱
Insert your "judgments" here.🗑
I work for an unpaid internship as a professional nerd
my hobbies are breakfast, lunch and dinner!
Relationship status? Netflix, McDonald's and sweatpants.
Probably the best meat eater.
Chocolate is my only buddy
I hold the keys to world peace but somebody changed the lock.
In case you haven't noticed I'm weird, I am a weirdo!🤡
I tried some strawberry shampoo, it doesn't taste as good as it smells
I'm Shidah but my friends call me Holy shi!👸
I'm best served with coffee and a side of sarcasm.
when am on my death bed I want my last words to be "I Left 1 million dollars in the...😜
I've dedicated this page to you. Yes you love who's reading this funny side of me😉
- Moved in with Harry in gayland
- JoinedJune 30, 2018