Hey, welcome to my profile where people come to enjoy me:)

Don't judge me before you know me, but just to inform you, you won't like me😈.

The bags under my eyes are Gucci

I'm so fresh they call me 'orange'

Perfect has six letters and so does me!

Fabulous ends in "us" coincidence? I think not

I'm here to avoid friends on 👥

I'm only pretending to be me.

The best of me is yet to come!

Harry is my baby💕 Don't steal him. I repeat, DON'T FUCKING STEAL HIM.

Whenever I have a problem I sing. Then I realized my voice is worse than my problems.

I'm not glad it's Friday, I'm glad it's today. I love my life 7 days a week.

Life is too short, don't waste it reading my bio!!!😛

I'm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed

I'm definitely a morning person, if morning starts from moon!

You couldn't handle me even if I came wit instructions.

I'm not a complete idiot some parts are just missing!🤓

I'm not sure how many problems I have because math is one of them!

Hey, are you reading my bio again? 🤔

I always learn from mistakes of others who took my advice.

Wait where am I? How did I get in here?

There are three kind of people in the world and I don't like any of them.

Oh I'm sorry was my sass too much for you?😱

Insert your "judgments" here.🗑

I work for an unpaid internship as a professional nerd

my hobbies are breakfast, lunch and dinner!

Relationship status? Netflix, McDonald's and sweatpants.

Probably the best meat eater.

Chocolate is my only buddy

I hold the keys to world peace but somebody changed the lock.

In case you haven't noticed I'm weird, I am a weirdo!🤡

I tried some strawberry shampoo, it doesn't taste as good as it smells

I'm Shidah but my friends call me Holy shi!👸

I'm best served with coffee and a side of sarcasm.

when am on my death bed I want my last words to be "I Left 1 million dollars in the...😜

I've dedicated this page to you. Yes you love who's reading this funny side of me😉
  • Moved in with Harry in gayland
  • JoinedJune 30, 2018

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