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 #KingofPyrrhia 
Canon Friends: Moon, Moon, Willow, and Moon.
My adopted daughters are WoFWolves, sarah_somebody, WingsOfBanana, Moonlover and Moondust(idk why their parents like the moons so much), and about 15 more.
!IMPORTANT! Please don't advertise your books on my message board. You may ask for me to shout a book out, but it's annoying when a big message with an ad is right in the middle of my board. I hope you understand. Thank you!
-I also go by Your Majesty, dark wayne, batstalker, darktalker, darky, scary-face, durfspringer, dankstalker, wattdad(to my wattchild), darkiplier, nightmare fuel, mango(don't ask), darkdark, darkmeister, darkdragon, revengemaker, stalky, dark-stalky, DJ stalker, fathomenemy, king, pumpkinstalker, pumpking, king pumpkinsquashstalker, and darksquash 
-hugesuperdragonwithmindreadingforesightandanimusmagiclol
-2000+ y.o.
-I'm awesome
-you can hire me for free to scare your friends who read wings of fire
-I think I might have gotten reincarnated in the books by Tui T. Sutherland but ok 👌 
-I am famous
-ALL HAIL ME                                                                                     
I already know a few things about you; 
1. You are reading this 
2. You are human, dragon, alien, toothbrush, building, or other
3. You can't say the letter P without separating your lips 
4. You just attempted to do it 
6. You are laughing at yourself 
7. You have a smile on your face and you skipped number 5
8. You just checked to see if there was a number 5
9. You laugh at this because you fell for it and everyone else did too 
10. Now copy and paste this to see who else falls for this too
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This is Bob the Titan. Bob says hello.
Copy and paste him every where you can.
Soon he will take over the world.

-I support everyone except bad vibes
-I sometimes do follow backs but don't hold your breath on it