David I. Simmons is a reformed criminal from Washington, D.C. who draws on his past experiences with incarceration, death and despair to write cautionary tales for the uninitiated. Prior to writing,  David, a guitarist and vocalist, worked with Snoop Dogg, Devin the Dude and more. When life hands him lemons he neutralizes the citric acid and uses it as an ingredient in the construction of plastic explosives. David can speak Italian fluently...in Russian. The author is specifically trained in locating undisclosed locations and the process of capitalizing numbers. David Simmons has no friends on Facebook...only enemies. When you put David Simmons in your GPS, he's always right behind you.
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  • JoinedMarch 30, 2016


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Stories by David I. Simmons
The Parable of Men and Wolves by DavidISimmons
The Parable of Men and Wolves
[work in progress/work in process] This is based on a true story and the true story is my life. All of the na...
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The Restoration Church of The Latter-Day Whale by DavidISimmons
The Restoration Church of The Latt...
David and Mandy are with their mother and father, flying high above the Mariana Trench and this is the worst...
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Blue Cheese by DavidISimmons
Blue Cheese
When I was a child and the hunger pains became unbearable I would tell my father I was hungry and he would te...
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