*Hawks speaking with police*

Hawks: So... I was on a city patrol and this man pulled up. And said, "Let me touch your booty and I will give you yakiyori." And I was like, "WTF?? Who's gonna let you do that??"

*Turns and points with yakiyori in hand*

Hawks: Oh yeah, and he went that way.


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