Demon490

HI I KNOW I DISAPPEARED FOR A GOOD LIKE 6 MONTHS AND IM SORRY FOR THAT ILL UPDATE MY STORY SOON 

WOW OK TOO MANY NEW PEOPLE ON MY STORY SO I'M SORRY IF I CAN'T GET TO YOUR COMMENTS LOL (Thanks for 4k reads)

Your mother's so fat they didn't call Ghostbusters
          Stay Puft Man was all, "I don't trust her."
          In other words, she ate him
          Stay Puft Man's big, so that's how we know she's fat--
          Just to clarify
          
          Basketball, a basketball
          Yeah, well, your mother is a basketball
          I went there: your mother is a basketball
          A basketball, she's a basketball
          
          Stop. Everybody take 5
          Good show, guys, but I don't feel a vibe
          Let it all out; don't hold back; incriminate
          Here on this court, you gotta push it to the limit, mate
          Reach deep inside, throw the shots, come alive
          I'll be here tweeting the whole thing live
          So guys, be loquacious; show off your gall!
          What did you say his mother was again? (A basketball.)
          
          A basketball
          After all, she's bouncing like she had a bottle of Adderall
          She's also fat--not sure if I mentioned that--
          Twenty-nine inches wide from all sides, to be exact
          
          Man, that's wack. I object! But, to change the subject
          I double dribbl'd your Mom's bombs and she liked it
          Now I'm flying higher than a window wiper
          Where you're airing free throws like a drunken sniper
          
          I believe you need a reason like you're Zeppelin Piper
          If your mom were on Tinder, I'd swipe her right 'cuz I like her
          She's spherical, meaningful, clear, and clerical
          A leather planet with the gravity that makes you feel the pull
          
          pull
          
          Ooh, feeling it now, moves smooth, so adroit
          World's hearing it now, down under to Detroit
          Pity the pal who fails to score a swish
          Never gonna hit the buzzer 'cuz she just won't fit!
          Not that curvy's bad boys, in fact, it's sad
          But the women's NBA's not all round and rad
          Don't be lose ground, be a man;
          Do they fit basketballs with gastric bands?
          
          Oedipus Rex, Electra complex
          Pegasus wings on these foot springs but I digress
          Surf's up! I board a tidal wave of jump
          Yo' 'boks probably don't even pump, chump
          
          Sup?
          
          I got pump up 'boks, I'll palm my ball in my hand
          And shoot infinity points from up across this land
          So you can't pass the man if you know what's best, son
          Lest you wanna

OMG OMG OMG I JUST SAW! THANK YOU FOR 1.1K READS ON MY JACK. My Jack's 1 year anniversary will be in the 2 week of March, I'm so happy to have made these books. Also, new chapter for OSIF will begin shortly :).

I'm the little birthday person 

Happy New year's eve everyone! This year has been so special to me so I wanted to share my highlights, what was the best and what was the worst.
          
          
          January: It was my 13th birthday, this year was the year I started this account! I met an amazing friend through her book and our friendship blossomed over our love of a Marvel Character. Also, I came out to my mom that month!
          
          February: Pretty awful month if I'm going to be honest. Had my second heartbreak ever and it felt awful. 
          
          March: This was the month I started my first book, "My Jack"! I had also gotten together with on of my ex's... I met my best friend. We have been together through thick and thin. For that, I love you Oliver. You are so amazing and I hope next year brings you and your boyfriend lots of love and happiness.
          
          April: All I have to say: I spilled water on my Chromebook -
          
          May: Chromebook fixed!
          
          June: My first ever pride month where I was out to my parents. The last weekend of June was honestly the start of the worst week of my life, starting with a breakup, finding out we where moving, getting sick, and losing my favourite Youtuber to cancer.
          
          July: Nothing much to say, just trying to deal with life and lots of ups and downs.
          
          August: Finally coming to terms with my breakup, along with developing a crush on someone new. Also, pretty fun trip to a campground where a win a Foxy plush. 
          
          September: Start of a new school, making no friends, but getting surprisingly close to someone. Also, the final chapter of "My Jack" realised.
          
          October: SPOOKY MONTH
          
          November: Pretty boring honestly..
          
          December: Getting together with my current boyfriend! Also making a new friend!
          
          It's been an amazing journey and I hope you all have a fantastic 2023! May luck be in your favour.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MR.FISHER FROM MY BOOK. I swear I need to use him more oml

Merry Christmas you little Rat children. Also not me taking a break from writing even tho there's 1-2 month breaks in between chapters.

I love you bitch. I aint gonna ever stop loving you. Bithc

Send me good picrews! I'm bored and wanna do something for my friends