A very smart lad

Do you publish on Neobook ?

Technically I could just steal some pigeons, train them to be secret spies and give them small miniature spy equipment, and they could give me information on who talks behind my back. Then I could make my pigeon army shit on the people I dislike because I have the free will to. 
          
          ...I'm never going to be able to get a job due to this.

Erms
          Writing requests are open. Request whatever you'd like, maybe even share this account to a friend and spread the word. 

You thought you could run from me.