☾Mrs All Australian ☾

I apologise in advance.

You know the burnt-out Middle School student in front of you in line at Target who was intermittently chuckling to herself? Nice to meet you, too.

The only thing stopping me from being pure white trash is my lack of motivation.

pudding tastes better with a plastic spoon.

If you follow me, if you feel like it. all of your dreams will come true. I also know the difference between your and you're but I won't lord it over you. But You can also put peanut butter in your butthole, if you feel like it.

Insert pretentious crap about myself here.

Nerdfighter.  Determined dreamer.  Has ambitions to be crazy cat lady if marrying various celebrity crushes proves impossible.

I'm really a giant cupcake.  Afraid of roller coasters and dry ice

I'm not smart. I just wear glasses.

I'm actually not funny. I'm just really mean and people think I am joking

When I'm not seeking therapy for my Xenuphobia (extreme fear of Tom Cruise) I'm curating the world's most amazing Michael Clifford fan site.

I am a life form evolved to live off movies, comics, video games, junk food and snark. Sadly, I will never be a Ghostbuster when I grow up. I am very gucky.

99% of the time my brain is thinking blah, meh, why, huh, WTF, food and computers. The other 1% i'm usually asleep.

I'm that actor in some of the movies you liked and some you didn't. Sometimes I'm in pretty good shape, other times I'm not. Hey, you gotta live, you know?

Living one day at a time, with a fresh baked cookie. Okay.  And with a coffee.  And maybe some candy. But I promise to take my vitamins.

A human. Being.  SIKE IM A ALIEN

Upcoming stories:
❌ Means not Yet ✔️ Means I started it and it will be out soon.

Kids In the Dark - ✔️ -

Amnesia - ❌ -

Mrs all american - ❌ -

Little Hood - ❌ -

Little Clifford - ❌ -

Michael clifford's Sister - ❌ -

Little Irwin - ❌ -

Little Hemmings - ❌ -

Shut up and Marry me - ❌ -

Alphas Abuse mate - ❌ -