@DragonWispDutchie
Hey! I’m going to be moving to a different account and I’ll put the link in when I’ve finally got it completely set up. I just want to get a fresh start and put my stories and art elsewhere! Have a good day/night and I might see you on the other account!
Hey guys I’m gonna be away for awhile for personal reasons. I’ll try to get some stories written and stuff to keep you entertained but I’m not doing my best right now. Thanks for reading this and I’ll CI probably within a month and you guys will have more chapters and stories I promise! Have a good day or night!
If a kitten poops does that mean it’s a shitten?
If someone is just touches my skin I wanna say “Oi! You just touched an organ.” Because your skin is an organ and then I’ll explain it to them and then they’ll be like “wtf” so that’s what’s on my mind currently.
Did I ever tell y’all about that one time I accidentally made blood infused waffles?
Cause that’s one hell of a story and I was wondering if you guys would be interested in hearing it lol.
Huh, welp that could’ve straight up been really bad
Your not supposed to drink other people’s blood cause
When ingested, the blood goes through a tract that's adapted for extracting nutrients. ... Because humans did not evolve such an iron-extracting mechanism, drinking blood can kill us. If you're thinking of sampling human blood, make sure there's a doctor handy — for you, not your victim.
Though..I’m not sure about eating it though
@edgeyfrisk-the-human So what happened was I was making waffles for some of my family and there was a pretty sharp knife out and I went to put it away and it cut my palm. Thing is, I didn’t notice it and my hand was over the batter. So once I realized my hand was bleeding and there was a good amount of blood in the waffles. I didn’t want the batter to go to waste so I just stirred the blood into the waffles until you couldn’t see it (by now my hand was bandaged) and I continued on like nothing happened. Let’s just say my family are technically cannibals.
Frick it I'm gonna tell you guys like half of my name-
Aight here we go:
MacK that's literally it have fun with this information lol.
Oh cool ^-^
I’ve always thought that was a really pretty name.
It’s really great for nicknames too.
I have one of those names ya can’t shorten into a cute nickname.
So do all of my close by friends, so we have to call each other by our actual names,
cause any nickname we could give each other would immediately questioned upon use.
So since were all 99% anxiety, we just use each others regular names.
Sometimes I will call em boi, but I call just about everybody boi at some point or another.
I respond to most things, cause I’m at a point in which It doesn’t really matter what my name is since rarely anyone outside my friends and family actually use it. They kinda just forget it and call me literally anything that they think could be my name or a pun off my name. So I have a plethora of nicknames but none of them are shortened versions of my name.
Hmm..
Imma guess for fun.
Mackenzie?
Mackayla?
Macklin?
Macknamara?
Mackan?
Mackinsey?
Mackynzie?
Mackenzington?
Mackenna?
Mackenzy?
S-Mack-in the face?
Okay I'm making a oneshot book none of y'all would ask for so oh well-
It's just an undertale oneshot (aus included ofc) sooo uh I'll make it soon? Idk, I got school and junk so nothing will be super active.
Have a swell day young children of the internet
Literal conversation I just had with my mom:
Mom: if you're good I might bring you back some food- depends on how I feel
Me: *gasp* hOw dO I bE gOoD???
Mom: MAKE YOUR FUCKING BED-
I can't stop thinking in a goddang southern accent and it's KILLING me-
Me: *Goes on tumblr*
Me: what the f*ck
EVERYTHING ON MY DASH IS G!SWAP BLUE AND NOW I REALLY LIKE THE CHARACTER AHhhH