Me:༼つಠ益ಠ ༽つ ─=≡ΣO))  goddammit Potter, you love Malfoy now stop refusing him. *throws curse at him* 

Harry: ;-;...You know I could just easily curse you into peices.

Me:...-_- no, no you can't, shut up, and kiss Malfoy.

Draco:(*`□)<炎炎炎炎 Abracadabra GET THE FUCK NEAR ME AND ILL CUT YOUR DICK OFF

Harry: I wasn't even going to--

Draco: (*`□)<炎炎炎炎 Abracadabra IM WARNING YOU POTTER!

Harry: She's the one who--

Me: I didn't do anything.

Harry:...(੭•̀ω•́)੭̸*✩⁺˚ I will curse you if you don't shut it.

Me: you wouldn't hurt a girl with Glasses, would you?

Draco: BITCH IS YOU BLIND??? ('•Д・)ノ=☆

Me: ༼つಠ益ಠ ༽つ ─=≡ΣO)) YAS THATS WHY I HAVE GLASSES YOU DUMB FOOK, NOW GO MAKE OUT WITH POTTER!

Draco: YOU KNOW WHAT? I WILL *kisses Harry on lips*

Harry:...you wot m8;-;

Draco: scared potter?

Harry: you wish

*both of them starts to make out*

Me:(∩ ͝ ° ͜ʖ͡° )⊃━☆゚.*・。゚ I am the Goddess of everything DRARRY.




THATS RIGHT BITCH IM THE ONE WHO MAKES THE DRARRY HAPPEN, FOR I AM THE DRARRY POTATOES MASTER, MWAHAHAHAH--


Draco: BITCH SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU DONT KNOW WHATS GOOD!

Me: I KNOW WHATS GOOD INSIDE YOUR MOM!

Draco, Harry, me:.....

Me: I gotta stop with the yo mom jokes.

Draco, Harry: yeah, you really do.



THE
END


彡゚◉ω◉ )つー☆*


OTPS: Drarry, crewt, tomarry, wolfstar, namjin, yoonmin, taekook, pico (percy x nico), deamus




SWIGGITY
  ∧_∧
  ( ・∀・)
 ⊂ ⊂ )
   ( ( ( 
  (_(_)
     
Swooty
   ∧_∧
      ( ・∀・)
      ( U つ
    ) ) )
(_)_)
I'm
∧_∧  
( ・∀・)
⊂_へ つ
 (_)|
彡 (_)

Coming
∧_∧  
(・_・)っ
(っ /
Lノ┘
For that
  ∧___∧
⊂(・_・ )
  ⊂二/
 (⌒) /

Booty!
/        \
|  ●    ● |
\  _


Voldemort: ;-; now you are just a whole other sort of creepy.

Me: you have no nose bitch.

Voldemort: you have no morals

Me:YOU TRYNA CATCH THESE HANDS?

Voldemort: -_- I'm just gonna leave....

Me:YEAH YOU DO THAT LEAVE MEH!


Shreck is love
Shreck is life
  • JoinedJune 20, 2017



Stories by PotatoBean
Young Master of Death  by DrarryPotatoes2018
Young Master of Death
Harry is ignorant of so many things, about himself, and what truly happened in the past. When Harry suddenly...
ranking #364 in hpfanfic See all rankings
Spiritus Draconis (Drarry) by DrarryPotatoes2018
Spiritus Draconis (Drarry)
(ON HOLD) When Draco has a strange dream about a dragon he wakes up with odd marks on his face. Taken to Dum...
+13 more
Can't loose what I never had by DrarryPotatoes2018
Can't loose what I never had
(ON HOLD) There were no fairytales, happy endings. There was no hope, freedom, and there was no winning. Only...
ranking #173 in dueling See all rankings
1 Reading List