DuckIsL0rd

My scalp is green

DuckIsL0rd

@musicalsandweeds420 thank you, you're not an abuser who doesn't listen to my pleas like most of my friends, I like that
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stonyshakespeare

@thatfangirlingfreak 
            interesting
            and alright I respect that
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DuckIsL0rd

@musicalsandweeds420 you shall remain curious but I'll have you know it was my sister's fault, and also please don't 
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DuckIsL0rd

Sometimes I'm surprised at my own gayness

DuckIsL0rd

@musicalsandweeds420 I thought my gay chilled, but then I went to a birthday party and met the sister of the birthday girl and I swear I was gay panic all night around her
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DuckIsL0rd

okay so my parents took my phone and all no biggie im used to that but did they HAVE to take it when all the new stuff comes out, like bnha, miraculous finale, frozen 2, she-ra season four. like bro I need my people to freak out with and my phone to be updated on everything happening in my fandoms

-melodii

Is that Michael on your profile pic? Please tell me that's him

-melodii

He's a cutie
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DuckIsL0rd

@_madammelodi_ it is indeed our best gay bean
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SendNoodsBBjkunless-

 #PositivityChain
          Post 10 things you like about yourself and then post it on 10 of your follower’s accounts :)

DuckIsL0rd

@CoronaCantCatchMe oms boo this is like the dark ages
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SendNoodsBBjkunless-

this message may be offensive
 boo- holy shit i forgot yall used to call me noods
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DuckIsL0rd

this message may be offensive
WHY DO YOU DO ME LIKE THIS NOODS
            Okay so uhmmm this is gonna be hard- hA hard
            1. I have amazing glasses
            2. I cut my hair and it actually looks great
            3. I can take kinda decent photos sometimes
            4. Uhmmm I like my half dimple at my left cheek 
            5. *thinks really hard* I'm good at not crying when I really wanna?
            6. I can punch good ish
            7. I can make my entire class concerned really easily
            8. I can and have freaked people out to the point where they call me satan and she-devil, jokes on them I'm not a she *sticks tounge out*
            9. I love thaaaaaatttttt I have managed to find friends and a girlfriend who are all fucking amazing including the person above
            10. I love that I can finish books at concerning speed if I want to
            
            This was actually really difficult-
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DuckIsL0rd

throwback to the time where my parents thought I was dead bc I got out of the car next to the highway to get corn but I went behind the car and went back inside while parents thought a car hit me and literally sent me flying away while I was in the back of the car and when my dad saw me he gave a bitch slap across the face
          
          
          I was cackling when I remembered that-