EliaMaka

In church, which I'm dragged to every Sunday, the priest said to never hide your true self. SORRY!! Ain't happening here, have to hide myself to keep the NT's happy. 

EliaMaka

My 4yo brother just took a potato chip and told it, "I'm sorry for your life." He proceeded to dramatically break it in half and shove both parts in his mouth.

SweetieCheesy

@EliaMaka its kind of offensive, but as awful as it is, it's true.
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Tukztruk

I am a carnivore!!! I will never apologize to anything I eat. I’m, as a male of the human species, at the top of the food chain. I hope I don’t offend anyone.
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SweetieCheesy

@EliaMaka He sounds like my friends just shrunk down to fun size.
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