Hello Marshmallows!

I write sweet, new adulty, kinda-romantic awkwardness about humans who struggle to express who they truly are on this big, weird ole rock under the sun.

A tenacious nerd, you might find me snuggled up with a book, making plans for world domination, wielding a pink starfury sword atop a giant bunny, or marrying Sebastian for the 1000th time in Stardew Valley (sorry, Abigail!).

I battle an endless horde of chimera ants alongside a tolerant husband, a grouchy cat, a few long-dead houseplants, and a temperamental 3D printer named Mechazawa in a small, pink house in Auckland, New Zealand.

Thanks for popping by!
  • Auckland, New Zealand
  • JoinedJanuary 16, 2015


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EmmaMarieWP EmmaMarieWP Sep 30, 2020 01:34AM
I am not going to finish SFM before the Wattys deadline :(My goal was super-ambitious, and I've burnt myself out. I will absolutely finish SFM at some point... but for now, I'm focusing on rest and...
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