beefuzzled

are you okay bro 

WAS IT YOUR BIRTHDAY RECENTLY

i’m in your walls 

Dude istg my school is so fucking wack. So I'm sitting in the closet reading my book in an empty classroom during lunch, yknow, the usual, and this fucking bitch comes into the classroom with her friend and starts FUCKING GOSSIPING. AND THE WORST PART OF ALL, WAS THAT SHE WAS GOSSIPING ABOUT ME. AND ABOUT HOW I WAS SUPPOSEDLY "eavesdropping" ON HER. AND I WAS IN THE FUCKING CLOSET EAVESDROPPING. LMAOO THE IRONYYYY AHSHHDSND I CANT IM LITERALLY DEAD BRO  and they were so close to opening the closet door too. like imagine if they opened the door and Im just like sitting there hunched over 

LMAO I CANT RN MY DAD JUST CALLED ME A WHORE FOR BUYING PLATFORM CROCS AND THEN PROCEEDED TO RECITE SLURS AGAGGAIHVHUG THEN HE SAID HE WAS JUST "being protective" A HAHATDF

haha emo

WOOO HAPPY BIRTHDAY ME

HAPPY HALLOWEEN EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

I noticed your name in a comment thread and I had to tell you this. Did you know that Australians lost a war against emus?

Jar jar binks is the best character. Mesa is right, you can't argue.