DaMulletdaddy

★•.✰She/her a 𝐅𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐨 𝗺𝗶𝗻𝗼𝗿 with 𝐚𝐧 𝗮𝗱𝗱𝗶𝗰𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻 to 𝐖𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐩𝐚𝐝 𝗮𝗻𝗱 other 𝐝𝐮𝐦𝐛 𝘀𝘁𝘂𝗳𝗳. ༄

[SIDE NOTE ]

• Im not dyslexic or illiterate. Im an unbiased embecile whos existant presuppose idleness •Also i might dissapear for no reason and thats bcs i forgot my wattpad acc password and i cant change it cause the email i used is long gone :,)
"Darling i am the ✨𝗣𝗼𝘁𝗮𝘁𝗼 𝗴𝗼𝗱✨ and i kinda find shrek hot like-"


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   𝐆𝐫𝐲𝐟𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐫 [ ]       𝐒𝐥𝐲𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐧 [✓]  
   𝐑𝐚𝐯𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐥𝐚𝐰 [ ]       𝐇𝐮𝐟𝐟𝐥𝐞𝐩𝐮𝐟𝐟 [ ] 
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 MY THOUGHTS:
                     
'ɪɴᴛᴇʀᴀᴄᴛ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜɪs ʟᴏɴᴇʟʏ ᴍғ'

'ɪᴍ ɢᴀʏ ғᴏʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴀᴅ'

'ᴇᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜʀʀʀʀʀ ᴠᴇɢᴛᴀʙʟᴇsssssss'

'ʜᴀʜ! ᴍʏ 7 ʏʀ ᴏʟᴅ ᴄᴏᴜsɪɴ ʜᴀs ᴀ ʙғ'

'ᴛʜᴇ ᴀsᴛɪᴛɪᴋ ʟᴀᴢʏ ʙᴛᴄʜ'

' ɪ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ғʟᴀᴛ ᴄʜᴇss :,) '

'ᴀʀᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ʟᴏsᴛ ʙᴇʙᴇ ɢʜᴜʀʟ? *ᴄʜᴀᴅ ғᴀᴄᴇ* '

' ɪᴍᴀɢɪɴᴇ ʜᴀᴠɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴏᴛs ғᴏʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ғʀɪᴇɴᴅs ᴅᴀᴅ. ᴄᴏᴜᴅʟɴᴛ ʙᴇ ᴍᴇ (❍ᴥ❍ʋ).'

'ᴍʏ ᴄᴏᴜsɪɴ ᴄᴀʟʟᴇᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴠᴇɢᴀɴ ᴛᴇᴀᴄʜᴇʀ ʜᴏᴛ....ɪᴍ sᴛɪʟʟ ᴛʜɪɴᴋɪɴɢ ɪғ ɪ sʜᴏᴜʟᴅ ᴍᴜʀᴅᴇʀ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ ᴍғ '

'ɢᴏʀᴅᴏɴ ʀᴀᴍsʏ ɪs ʙᴜᴛɪғᴜʟʟ! ᴅᴏɴᴛ ᴀʀɢᴜᴇ. '

' ɪ ᴏɴᴄᴇ sᴛᴀᴄᴋᴇᴅ ᴀʟᴏᴛ ᴏғ ɢᴜᴍᴍɪᴇs ғʀᴏᴍ ᴀ ᴍᴀʟʟ ɪɴ ᴍʏ ᴘᴏᴄᴋᴇᴛs ᴀɴᴅ ᴅɪᴅɴᴛ ɢᴇᴛ ᴄᴀᴜɢʜᴛ'

'ᴏɴᴇ ᴛɪᴍᴇ ᴍʏ ᴄᴏᴜsɪɴ ᴡᴀs ʙɪᴇɴɢ ᴀ ʙᴛᴄʜ ᴀɴᴅ ɪ ᴘᴜᴛ ᴘᴇᴀɴᴜᴛ ɪɴ ʜᴇʀ ғᴏᴏᴅ ᴀɴᴅ sʜᴇ ᴡᴇɴᴛ ɪɴᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴏsᴘɪᴛᴀʟ ғᴏʀ 3 ᴡᴇᴇᴋs....ʜᴀʜ'

'ᴡʜʏ ᴅᴏᴇs ᴇᴠᴇʀʏʙᴏᴅʏ ᴋᴇᴇᴘ sᴀʏɪɴɢ ᴄᴀᴛ ғᴏᴏᴅ ɪs ᴅɪsɢᴜsᴛɪɴɢ ᴡʜᴇɴ ɪᴛs ʟɪᴛᴇʀᴀʟʟʏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴏsᴛ ᴅᴇʟɪᴄɪᴏᴜs ᴛʜɪɴɢ ɪ-....ᴏʜ ᴡᴀɪᴛ'

'ᴄᴀᴜɢʜᴛ ᴍʏ ᴜɴᴄʟᴇ ᴄʜᴇᴀᴛɪɴɢ ᴏɴ ᴀᴜɴᴛ....sʜᴏᴜʟᴅ ɪ sɴɪᴛᴄʜ? ᴏʀ ᴛᴀᴋᴇ ᴛʜᴇ 500 ᴅᴏʟʟᴀʀs ғʀᴏᴍ ᴜɴᴄʟᴇ?...
ʙᴜᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴏɴᴇʏ..... '

'ɪ ᴋᴇᴇᴘ ᴄʜᴇᴀᴛɪɴɢ ᴏɴ ᴍʏ ᴇxᴀᴍs ᴀɴᴅ ᴋᴇᴇᴘ ɢᴇᴛᴛɪɴɢ ᴀ+ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇɴ ᴍʏ ᴛᴇᴀᴄʜᴇʀ ʀᴇᴄᴄᴏᴍᴇɴᴅᴇᴅ ᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴀ ᴍᴀᴛʜ ᴀɴᴅ sᴄɪᴇɴᴄᴇ ᴄᴏᴍᴘᴇᴛɪᴛɪᴏɴ'

'sᴏ ᴍʏ ᴅᴏɢ ᴘᴏᴏᴘᴇᴅ ᴀɴᴅ ᴘᴜᴋᴇ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏᴜᴄʜ ᴀɴᴅ ɪ ᴡᴀs ᴘᴀɴɪᴄᴋɪɴɢ sᴏ ɪ ᴏɴʟʏ ᴡɪᴘᴇᴅ ɪᴛ ᴠᴇʀʏ ғᴀsᴛ ᴀɴᴅ ᴘʀᴇᴛᴇɴᴅᴇᴅ ɴᴏᴛʜɪɴɢ ʜᴀᴘᴘᴇɴᴅ...ᴀɴᴅ ɴᴏᴡ ᴀs ɪ ᴡʀɪᴛᴇ ᴛʜɪs sᴛᴏʀʏ ɪ ᴡᴀᴛᴄʜ ᴍʏ ʙʀᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ᴅʀᴏᴘ ʜɪs ᴘɪᴢᴢᴀ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴠᴇʀʏ sᴀᴍᴇ sᴘᴏᴛ ᴀɴᴅ ᴇᴀᴛ ɪᴛ....'

'ɪ sᴛᴇᴘᴘᴇᴅ ᴏɴ ᴅᴏɢ ᴘᴏᴏ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴍʏ ʙᴀʀᴇ ғᴏᴏᴛ....'

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