Erwin Blackthorn

"I don't want to be an adult because  I never planned to live that long."

Imagine being in an asylum because you have lost touch with reality. Great! Now you are one step closer to understanding my world. I'm usually a horror writer since horror is pretty easy when all you can think about are things that frighten normal people. It's either that or sci-fi, or fantasy, or a mixture of any of the three. Don't expect anything revolving around real-life from me any time soon, since I like to get away from real life, thank you very much.

Horror, sci-fi, fantasy; I enjoy shoving my eyeballs into anything that is worth staring at for hours on end. Especially when it's an Asian girl's delicious bootyhole. 

Other things I do:
-Blog about writing. I make(or at least am TRYING to make) articles about writing and about stories. Expect dank memes and gnarly humor.

-Pixel art. I'm still working on the skill, but it's going to be put into full use when my games/apps start coming out. Pray to Papa Johns that they come out.

-Reviews. I review! If you have a book or a story you want an opinion/review on, hit me up, you sexy beast. Buddha always says "You can't make a baby by doing it alone." It's always more fun with more people, for writing, I mean. Also for bongo-bongo, but that's a giving.

If I trigger you, tough titties. If you want to be an inmate, join The Dirty Lore House to find out you've been living with a straitjacket. Have fun, read and review, enjoy my stories, live to the fullest, and most importantly, eat pussy.

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