Eyyo, I'm Ezi Ezi nice ta meet ya! 
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the panel is from @bakuzeira on twitter!!

A little about myself:
-pansexual, non-binary, goes by they/them pronouns
-im alright with gendered nicknames like king, queen etc
-major simp

Go follow me on twitter: ezi_ezi_


And now, my most favorite quote ever:

Who makes the melon man, the manliest? Melon man... Who did it? WHO did it? Who is the melon man? If there is the man, to eat the melon, then who eats the melon, with the melon. My lord is the man. Melon? Or is the melon... Man? Who see's the man into the light of the day? Who keeps the melon, to the melon man? Well, the melon man can. Who is the man, the myth, the melon man? Melon man. Melon man. The melon man. The melon... aaaah. The melon man, hahahaha. I AM, *nom*, I am the melon man. I have done what melon man has said... HE COULD DO! This is my man and this is my melon. Thank you, for your sacrifice melon man. For I will now, *nom*, become you, melon man.... The melon man... The melon man... I am the melon man. The melon man is who I am...
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