something generic so no-one can blow my cover

SHHHHHH... this is so totally awkward random that you stumbled upon this

This is a government account created to hide people from the deep dark interweb and the people beyond.

So like a 15yo would say "keep this in the down low, bítch"

I know what you're thinking and I'm part of the government not like I'm some sort of a nerd so YES I can swear. As long as nobody reports me.