A wise wizard once said, 'Words are, in my not-so-humble opinion, our most inexhaustible source of magic.' With that in mind...
I wondered if I could intrude upon a little of your time.
I'm a crazy kind of girl, who likes nothing more than reading with the right book.
The first thing people usually notice about me is my lovable-yet shy-personality, closely followed by my smashing writing. My friends say I'm very unique and that I have a great personality, but what would I know? I just live in this heap of junk I call my body.
I'm a writer. This allows me to exercise my skills: Writing and Reading. The most interesting thing that's happened to me at work is when Christian Grey asked me for a cookie with a side of Bondage Swirl. Of course, I was astounded that such a person would have time to ask me. Of course, I made the cookie and included that BS.
My life goals include:
Recieve a telegram from an owl
Become the best writer I can be
Help all the people in the world I can
If you're the right book for me, you'll be sexy and mature. You're author won't be afraid to be courageous and will have a healthy respect for books (like every self-respecting author should).
My ideal date would involve writing in Somewhere Outside Nowhere with books by my side. While we're there, I worship book-ness, and dream I'll one day be as good an author as they.
I'm just a humble girl trying to make my way in the world. I cannot imagine why you'd want to learn about little old me, but if an ordinary, shy yet crazy, author is something you think you could find yourself growing to love, I do have all my fingers and an adequate pension plan.
If you can find it in your heart to take pity on a hopeless romantic, please give my writing and I a whirl.
I write about paranormal roooomance!
Yours hopefully,
FayannaUntamed
Yeah, this was from a generator I plugged words into with my own little twist. I'm great, I know.
LOL, FU
(FayannaUntamed... what did you think I meant?) :P
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